Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Fashion Show-Barbara

Friday, August 20th, 2010

I love fashion and dressing up! Dressing up is what we called fashion when Barbara and I were teens. My teen friend, Barbara, and I had a little fashion show and entertained our dailylily.com friends. What a blast! No Starbuck coffee or Barbara ice tea. Just cold water and that was the drink to beat the heat! She even knows how to make that taste just right. You go girl!

We sure missed Needles (Tammy) and Chickenfarmer (Wendy) but, they were riding roller coasters at Busch Gardens with their boys. I invite you now just click and enjoy the show with my friend, Barbara.

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Etiquette of Laughter

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Laughter? Let’s talk about the “Etiquette of laughter.” Is there such a thing as etiquette when it comes to laughter? Do we need a written prescription to take to the pharmacy to get our laugher? Do we need insurance to pay for laughter? Maybe Laughter should be written in the new health care bill?

Norman Cousins wrote in his book, Anatomy of an Illness, “When you laugh, endorphins, the body’s natural pain-killers, are released.”

The Word of God records the words of a wise man, “A merry heart does good, like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones.” Proverbs 15:13, 15

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Santa is Coming

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Keep track of Santa so you will know what time he will arrive at your home: Click below on Santa Tracker.

Official NORAD Santa Tracker

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Moments of Joy

Friday, October 9th, 2009

I love twisted potato chips? Don’t you? I had an opportunity to have lunch with my heavenly friends, @Panera Bread, one of my favorites.

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Of course, I like chattering friends at times but didn’t have them on this trip. I guess my angels wanted to entertain me so I purchased my sandwich, soup and chips. It was all good. But, as I sneaked a chip one at a time out of the bag, which I normally do, and finding only a very few twisted chips most often.
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Football in sight

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Chris and I made a trip to Redskins Park to check out the Redskins. Look! I am looking like Chris Cooley, don’t you think?

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Happy Birthday Debi

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

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Making God Laugh

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Q.Do you know how to make God Laugh?

A.Tell Him your plans!
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Oreo cookies- funnies

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating:

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1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).

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Church Bulletins

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Church Bulletins! These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight:”Searching for Jesus.”
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Hymn Titles By Occupation

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

My cousin Becky sent me this and I just could not resist sharing with all.

Dentist’s Hymn…………………..Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s Hymn…………………There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor’s Hymn………………The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn……………………..Holy, Holy, Holy
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